Stephanie (astudyn_scarlet) wrote,

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.Went running for a bit
.Watched America's Next Top Model Marathon
.Hockey game with Madeline, Jamie, and Sam. Sam made some really good Oatmeal/Butterscotch cookies.
.Watched the rest of the Red Wings game
.Watched "You, Me, & Dupree"

.Taught S.S. with Cob. LENTEN Opening
.Helped out at the O'Reilly Campaign pancake breakfast from 11-2.
.Watching the Pistons vs. Bulls bball game.
.Dinner at my gma's

Have you ever ! wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do.
It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?
Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are! afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger. Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had. * What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye? *What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? *What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore)*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever< SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: silver; FONT-FAMILY: Impact"> and you couldn't have them? *What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?* People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that you are a friend. If you died tomorrow , you would be in my heart!!! Would I be in yours? If you care about me as much as I care about you, you will send this back. You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you if you consider them a friend as well. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend,
someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and .. always will.. I LOVE YOU!!!!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,"Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)

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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete.... She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, ICU.

>>Subject: THE 2006 IDIOT REPORT
>>Number One Idiot of 2006
>>I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
>>poison control center Today, this woman called in very upset because
>>she caught her little daughter eating ants.
>>I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
> be no
>>need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at
> the
>>end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter
> some
>>ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
>>bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
>>Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
>>Number Two Idiot of 2006
>>Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal
>>life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out
> of
>>the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the
> river,
>>they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned
> out
>>that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that
>>activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at
>>Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
>>Number Three Idiot of 2006
>>A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the
>>and wrote this: "Put all your muny in this bag."
>>While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
> began to
>>worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the
> police
>>before he reached the teller's window.
>>So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells
> Fargo
>>Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the
> Wells
>>Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that
> he
>>wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
>>accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
> deposit
>>slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit
> slip
>>or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,
>>"OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting
> in
>>line back at Bank of America.
>>Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
>>Number Four Idiot of 2006
>>A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that;
>>his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in
> the
>>mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he
> sent
>>the police department a photograph of $40.
>>Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained
>>another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his
> $40.
>>Wise guy....... but you still get a sign
>>Number Five Idiot of 2006
>>A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
>>the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
> the
>>robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the
>>He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
> refused
>>and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said
> he
>>was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't
>>believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of
> his
>>wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed
> that
>>the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The
> robber
>>then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the
>>police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the
>>license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
>>This guy definitely needs a sign.
>>Idiot Number Six of 2006
>>A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
>>revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
>>moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
>>This guy doesn't even deserve a sign
>>Idiot Number Seven of 2006
>>Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
>>he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
>>booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
> head
>>at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious.
> It
>>seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
>>The whole event was caught on videotape.
>>Yep, Here's your sign
>>(Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote)
>>I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
>>administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign
>>our road.
>>The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't
> think
>>this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>>From Kingman , KS .
>>My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
>>person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
> but
>>they only had iceberg.
>>He was a Chef?
>>Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________
>>I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>>asked: "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
> To
>>which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
> He
>>smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>>Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>>The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
>>was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
>>She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
>>I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled,
>>she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
>>She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
>>At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
>>company due to" downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This
> is
>>fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken.
>>We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights
> stare.
>>This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
>>I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
>>for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would
> not
>>turn on.
>>A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
>>When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
>>car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> service
>>department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
> drivers
>>side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
> the
>>door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to
> the
>>technician, "its open!"
>>His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
>>This was at the CHEVY dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
>>They walk among us .. and they REPRODUCE ..!!!
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