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MONDAY>>
.went shopping with my mom, shannon, al, and mc hamma ham at Twelve Oaks. I got some earrings from Icing and an orange and white stripped tank top from Hollister.
.WSS rehursal from 6:30-9.
.Homework

TUESDAY>>
.School
.Soccer conditioning. Me & madeline ran it.
.Dance class from 6:15-9.

WENESDAY>>
.School
.Soccer Conditioning. Me, madeline, & jessie ran it.
.AP U.S. History Review from 3:30-4:30.

THURSDAY>>
.School
.Dance 6-8.

FRIDAY>>
.School
.Tutored gassan 3:30-5.
.Watched One Tree Hill episodes
.Took notes

TODAY>>
.WSS rehursal 10-1.
.Picked Al up from her basketball games at GCMS. I saw the cross country perfect boy. He was playing al's team. It was so funny & i was so excited.
.Dropped al off at my mom's work.
.Watched America's Next Top Model Marathon.
.Took notes & homework.




EMAIL FROM A FAMILY FRIEND:

By the way ... I need to tell you what a great job you've done (and Curt, too, as the early years are sooo important) with the girls. All three of them, but especially Ashley and Stephanie have developed into such mature, gracious young ladies. I guess because they've reached that age where their 'responsibility' is starting to show ... and it's such a reflection on their families. What great girls!!!

In any case, thanks for your help ...

Carol

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EMAIL FROM MY AUNT:

Hello, again. I found out from Ash that you did her make-up for Prom, which looked lovely. You are a girl of many talents!

Poor Pistons. Poor Little Tash. My heart is breaking for the team. It will be nearly impossible to win the next three games, but I'm holding out feeble hope.


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cCsaLTy07: i think im scared of her now
handsinthapocket: me tooo..
handsinthapocket: she's a gangster
handsinthapocket: lol
cCsaLTy07: lol
cCsaLTy07: hey carly wants to be black anyways
cCsaLTy07: maybe retta can teach her
handsinthapocket: yeah..they should get along well
cCsaLTy07: lol
handsinthapocket: & paige with her "keisha" obsession too
handsinthapocket: lol
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A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class and she
presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb
and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first-graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are First Graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!




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1. Don't change horses....................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...........................bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before..............Daylight Savings Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of..Termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...How?
6. Don't bite the hand that.................Looks dirty.
7. No news is...................................Impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a............ .......Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new.......Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll....Stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust..............................Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........Pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................The best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's..........Pollution.
15. Happy the bride who....................Gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .........................Not much.
17. Two's company, three's.................The Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .....You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry....... And you
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as..............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not......Spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.............Get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you......See in the
picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...........Get out of the way.

And the (final) WINNER!

25. Better late than...............................Pregnant.
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Joe + Brett = Cuteness x 2

Cecile is so pretty!

Speaking of cute and pretty, don't forget to send the picture of your Homecoming dress when you have time! Did Al get a dress yet? If so, have her send a picture, too.

Talk to you later.

Love,
AD
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that almost all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true and thus, I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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THE COWBOY BOOTS
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?," like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

The teacher will be eligible for parole in three years
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DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we
need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
"CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his
mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken
a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the
rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY ! You can see it
in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth
in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why
they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long
dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more
stable and will never cra..#@&&^( C \..................reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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read it if you want a chuckle....
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If
it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive
anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and
the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but
it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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NATURAL HIGHS:.

1. Falling in love.


2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.


3. A hot shower.


4. No lines at the supermarket.


5. A special glance.


6. Getting mail.


7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.


8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.


9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.


10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.


11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).


12. A bubble bath.


13. Giggling.


14. A good conversation.


15. The beach


16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.


17. Laughing at yourself.


18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you


19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.


20. Running through sprinklers.


21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.


22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.


23. Laughing at an inside joke.


24. Friends.


25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.


26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.


27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).


28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.


29. Playing with a new puppy.


30. Having someone play with your hair.


31. Sweet dreams.


32. Hot chocolate.


33. Road trips with friends.


34. Swinging on swings.


35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.


36. Making chocolate chip cookies.


37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.


38. Holding hands with someone you care about.


39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.


40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.


41. Watching the sunrise.


42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.


43. Knowing that somebody misses you.


44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.


45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
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handsinthapocket: what?
ApAllStar3260: hey
ApAllStar3260: ok
ApAllStar3260: did you work today
handsinthapocket: like work work? [with m]?
ApAllStar3260: yeah
handsinthapocket: no..i'm done with working for the summer
ApAllStar3260: oh
ApAllStar3260: because i went to the wave poool today
ApAllStar3260: and guess who was there
handsinthapocket: m
ApAllStar3260: yeah
ApAllStar3260: and s
ApAllStar3260: and some other girl
handsinthapocket: c probably
handsinthapocket: blonde, skinny girl
ApAllStar3260: is she fat
handsinthapocket: no
ApAllStar3260: this girl was blonde but had frizzy hair
ApAllStar3260: like that girl from sleepover
handsinthapocket: yeah...that's her
ApAllStar3260: but i didnt talk to her
ApAllStar3260: and they all kept looking over at me molly jocelyn and jeff
ApAllStar3260: i tried to stay away from her
handsinthapocket: so she noticed you?
ApAllStar3260: yeah i think so
handsinthapocket: what wave pool?
ApAllStar3260: and as i was leaving they were still in the pool and were staring at us as we were leaving the pool
ApAllStar3260: lower erie metro park
ApAllStar3260: so we fell in love at the wave pool today..

ahh so i am dead tired.
be back in a feww. <33
ApAllStar3260: what does that mean
handsinthapocket: i dunno
handsinthapocket: i don't talk to her
ApAllStar3260: great shes back
ApAllStar3260: wanna hear something else
ApAllStar3260: it has to do with an ul though
handsinthapocket: ok
ApAllStar3260: just guess
handsinthapocket: gdon + nora?
ApAllStar3260: nora
ApAllStar3260: but __________ + claire
handsinthapocket: jeff?
ApAllStar3260: no
handsinthapocket: matthew
ApAllStar3260: yeah
handsinthapocket: going out?
ApAllStar3260: yeah
ApAllStar3260: its so weird
handsinthapocket: whoaa..
ApAllStar3260: i know
ApAllStar3260: see matt really liked nora
ApAllStar3260: but she didnt like him
ApAllStar3260: but tess wants matt to date one of her sisters so she tried to hook him up with claire
ApAllStar3260: and the two of them started talking at the party on saturday
ApAllStar3260: and then yesterday they went to the movies and matt made a move and they started making out
ApAllStar3260: now there going out and shes going to homecoming with matt
ApAllStar3260: :-P
handsinthapocket: ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ApAllStar3260: i know
handsinthapocket: gross..
handsinthapocket: what movie?
ApAllStar3260: and they just started talking
ApAllStar3260: ricky bobby
handsinthapocket: was it good?
ApAllStar3260: i didnt go
handsinthapocket: ohh..okay
ApAllStar3260: but i saw it with other people and it was really good
ApAllStar3260: it was just the 2 of them
handsinthapocket: oh man..
handsinthapocket: how was the rest of nora's party? did she talk to you?
ApAllStar3260: sorry
ApAllStar3260: we lost power
handsinthapocket: how was the rest of nora's party? did she talk to you?
ApAllStar3260: yeah
ApAllStar3260: but not for long
ApAllStar3260: because gdon surprised her and came back later on after you left
ApAllStar3260: did you see mrs ul drunk or no
handsinthapocket: yeah i saw her
handsinthapocket: lol
ApAllStar3260: werent you and k friends
handsinthapocket: not really..like aquaintance friends
ApAllStar3260: oh
handsinthapocket: she was good friends with ashlet
handsinthapocket: ashley*
ApAllStar3260: how
handsinthapocket: swimming
ApAllStar3260: oh
ApAllStar3260: i dont like s though
handsinthapocket: oh
ApAllStar3260: do you
handsinthapocket: yeah
handsinthapocket: not as much as i use to tho
handsinthapocket: me, s, and m use to be best friends 6-9th grade
ApAllStar3260: how come i always see her everywhere
handsinthapocket: dunno??
handsinthapocket: so..
handsinthapocket: anymore news?
ApAllStar3260: im playing a game
ApAllStar3260: and i cant stop thinking about it
handsinthapocket: what game?
ApAllStar3260: addictinggames.com
handsinthapocket: oh
ApAllStar3260: drivers e
ApAllStar3260: d
handsinthapocket: i love thhaaatttt!!!
handsinthapocket: i always fail tho
ApAllStar3260 signed off at 3:56:47 PM.
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Interesting remedies.....

Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-- even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes ... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover. Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure ...cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine. a powerful antiseptic.

Vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly...Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.


Rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... It's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

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apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints

apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process

artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease

avocados
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin

bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea

beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar

beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss

blueberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation

broccoli
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure

cabbage
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids

cantaloupe
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system

carrots
Saves eyesight
Protects your heart
Prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Promotes weight loss

cauliflower
Protects against Prostate Cancer
Combats Breast Cancer
Strengthens bones
Banishes bruises
Guards against heart disease

cherries
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Ends insomnia
Slows aging process
Shields against Alzheimer's

chestnuts
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure

chili peppers
Aids digestion
Soothes sore throat
Clears sinuses
Combats Cancer
Boosts immune system

figs
Promotes weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure

fish
Protects your heart
Boosts memory
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Supports immune system

flax
Aids digestion
Battles diabetes
Protects your heart
Improves mental health
Boosts immune system

garlic
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
kills bacteria
Fights fungus

grapefruit
Protects against heart attacks
Promotes Weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol

grapes
saves eyesight
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Enhances blood flow
Protects your heart

green tea
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Helps stops strokes
Promotes Weight loss
Kills bacteria

honey
Heals wounds
Aids digestion
Guards against ulcers
Increases energy
Fights allergies

lemons
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy

limes
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy

mangoes
Combats cancer
Boosts memory
Regulates thyroid
aids digestion
Shields against Alzheimer's

mushrooms
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Kills bacteria
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones

oats
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
prevents constipation
Smoothes skin

olive oil
Protects your heart
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
Smoothes skin

onions
Reduce risk of heart attack
Combats cancer
Kills bacteria
Lowers cholesterol
Fights fungus

oranges
Supports immune systems
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Straightens respiration


peaches
prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
aids digestion
Helps hemorrhoids

peanuts
Protects against heart disease
Promotes Weight loss
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Aggravates
diverticulitis

pineapple
Strengthens bones
Relieves colds
Aids digestion
Dissolves warts
Blocks diarrhea

prunes
Slows aging process
prevents constipation
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Protects against heart disease

rice
Protects your heart
Battles diabetes
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes

strawberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
boosts memory
Calms stress


sweet potatoes
Saves your eyesight
Lifts mood
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones


tomatoes
Protects prostate
Combats cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart


walnuts
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
boosts memory
Lifts mood
Protects against heart disease

water
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Conquers kidney stones
Smoothes skin


watermelon
Protects prostate
Promotes Weight loss
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure

wheat germ
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion

wheat bran
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion

yogurt
Guards against ulcers
Strengthens bones
Lowers cholesterol
Supports immune systems
Aids digestion
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) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?






All done? Check your answers below! Scroll Down





ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

116 years



2) Which country makes Panama hats?

Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?

November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?

Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?

Crimson

9) W here are Chinese gooseberries from?

New Zealand


10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial
airplane?

Orange, of course.

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Albert and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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